Spain, October 2017
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Chook comes out of a bar a little worse for wear only to find Rolf unable to start his car. Chook: “What’s wrong?” |
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Finally, a car that Gnome can feel at home in – and he’s taller than it |
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The boys worked out that when Gordo smiles, his face exactly matches the grille of the car. |
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This is a chicken and the egg question: What came first the socks or the car? Honestly, with legs like that you’d think they'd wear long pants! |
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Ducks United? You’d have to be quackers to drive one of those – and who better than the Marauders…. |
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Look the car went fine, but poor old Chook couldn’t fit in it |
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Typical of the whole trip. The boys finally got around to doing some cycling and the bloody road was closed |
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Do you know the story about leading someone up the garden path? The truth of this story is that Gnome asked Mongo if he would like to go for a ride and the response was “No, but I will have a walk with you.” |
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The six million dollar man – we can rebuild him, faster, stronger…. Oh fuck it, these legs are rooted. |
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Oh dear. He felt right at home, but seriously if it was raining virgins, this bloke would get washed down the gutter with a poof. |
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Isn’t it sweet that Gordo takes his granddaughter out cycling |
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Gordo just remembered rule no. 2 of cycling – stay on the bloody bike! |
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Good old Antonio Parietti. Chook remembers him as a rock of a man, his mate Al Ingeniero apparently was a Formentor though, whatever, that is? These blokes were effluent with their Spanish. |
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The Marauders came across this fashion shoot for the latest male line of Victoria’s Secret. These male models just had to be admired, what bodies, what style. Two of them had six packs, the Gnome had the whole keg. |
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The boys were mortified when they realised that having made it to the top of this tough climb, they were the only group who’d forgotten to bring a sticker to put on the sign. |
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Rolf contemplating these corners just before he starts calling for bets on how many times Gordo and Gnome are going to fall off trying to get around them |
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Ah yes, Marauders in their natural environment |
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The 2CV’s weren’t cutting the mustard anymore. So the Gnome rented something a little more “robust.” |
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The gnome got confused, he was certain they were driving to the beach to go snorkelling |
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Rolf was a little uncertain about the Gnome’s off road adventure, but Mongo was completely fed up! |
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“At last, somewhere we can feel completely at home, tally ho Mongo” |
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Isn’t it lovely that the Marauders took Ray Charles out for lunch……. |