Another of Foster's European adventures, this time in Austria.
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After two days, the boys weren't convinced that the bikes were actually "ready to assemble" |
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Mongo had no idea, and ended up having a very uncomfortable trip without his saddle |
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The boys felt right at home in Austria, they were fluent! |
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Unable to assemble the bikes, the boys resorted to public transport |
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Sometimes a picture really does say a thousand words |
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Gordo really bonded with his Austrian cousin with the drinking problem |
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I wish The Gnome would stop posing like this |
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It turned out that Gordo had family all over Austria |
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Once a diary owner .... The challenge was, you can get money out of a stone, but can you get milk out of this? |
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Crikey, even the molesters ride bikes in Austria - the one next to the sign looks positively sinister |
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ALT is Austrian for 'five' - these signs are really helpful |
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The hill was so steep the boys tried hitchhiking. But even showing a bit of leg didn't stop a car |
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When The Gnome said they were riding to the summit - he was serious! |
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While Mongo was filling up, others were emptying |
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Honestly, the locals try to show a bit of arts and culture ... and then the Aussies turn up |
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So Rolf, how do you hold a bowling ball |
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The first group of 40 Bad Aussies gave the locals a taste of what was to come - which sparked a mass evacuation |
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Well then the next town came and the whole country panicked |
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... they changed that sign and intention pretty quickly |
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How do you spoil a magnificent view....? |
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Answer - get The Gnome into it |
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Rolf just couldn't work out where he was |
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So the boys showed him the way |
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The Gnome had assured everyone that all the roads were sealed .... |
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... but that's when he had to admit that they were completely lost |
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I promise you Gordo doesn't have a drinking problem |
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Dressed for the occasion - could you get a more angelic group of men? |
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Rolf never fails to pick up - but had he bitten off more than he could chew? |